Hello...

Knock-knock.

Inserts key in lock.

Turns key, damn it's heavy, the lock's rusted.

Pushes door.

Door opens with a squeak and a groan.

Cough cough sputter sputter spit.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!! Spiders and cobwebs!!!! They're everywhere!!!!!

Call 911!

"Hello, 911."

"Hello, I have an emergency here. My crib has fallen victim to a massive but non-hostile take-over by the spider community! I need a clean-up crew!".

"Ma'am, you're wasting our time. Count yourself lucky I'm letting you go on this one. Don't ever do this crank call thingy again. Clean your crib yourself or check into a mental hospital. Thank you and have a good day."

... I'm back. I had to come back. Even though I am nowhere near to getting a connection at the new home yet. Life sucks.